gotta get in an August post

1. Initials: same as Jesus Christ

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Ben Affleck, who was cute once

3. Where was your first kiss? My driveway

4. For or against same sex marriages? I'm always for sex

5. Are you homophobic? What?

6. Are you bisexual? Oh for the love of--

7. Do you believe in God? Aye

8. How many US states have you been to? Half of them- 25. But three of them were just drive-throughs.

9. How many of the US states have you lived in? 5.

10. Have you ever lived outside the US? three weeks here, two weeks there...

11. Name something you like physically about yourself: fingertip callouses

13. Where do you want to go to college? I have a sneaking suspicion this survey is aimed at high-school aged whippersnappers...

14. What is your dream car? VW Beetle. Preferably new and blue.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? where the wild things are

16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? Uh, yeah.

17. How many concerts have you gone to? Oh Christ I don't know. Many many.

18. Do you download music? Yes. From iTunes. I'm a sucker.

I'm feeling selective, and there are too many questions to begin with.

28. Have you ever crashed a car? Yes. Yes I have.

29. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? Yessirree.

34. What was the last movie you watched? Godfather 2, I think.

36. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Giant. For groceries. I used the self check-out.

37. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? If it was given to me, does it count?

38. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? I slapped some kid in the face in 6th grade.

39. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yuh-uh. I had a solo in Fiddler.

40. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? If they's got all they teeth.

41. What really turns you on? Geek-chicness

42. What do you usually order from starbucks? Star-who?

45. Say something totally random about yourself? I have a dog-bite scar on my face.

46. Do you have an iPod? Yes.

47. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I used to get Nicole Kidman back when we had matching firey afros, and I've also gotten Sigourney Weaver. And Natasha Lyonne twice last summer.

48. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? I will happily re-watch The Chipmunk Adventure anytime.

54. What magazines do you read? Time, Paste, Glamour

55. Do you think these surveys are stupid? Well, yes. I'm remembering why I haven't completed one in about 4 years.

61. What's something that really annoys you? Loud, sloppy chewing, irregular ticking, regular ticking, lone crickets, the sound of someone chewing their nails, popping gum, snoring... something and then some

62. What's something you really like? Laughing

65. Have you ever surfed? No. I am scared of surfing, because I fear the greatness of the sea.

68. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? Alright, this survey is definitely not for adults.

Yeah, that's good enough.