Look!

Coolest photo ever.

I Like Cheerios

I brought some Cheerios to work today to eat at my desk. I have no milk, so I’ve been pulling fingertipfuls of the cereal from the bag and eating it dry. I just looked down and there is a smattering of Cheerios on the floor under my desk and around my chair.

Nevermind that I have a job, a car, and an apartment.

I am a three-year-old.